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Constantine #3

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:07:59 +0200

Juan Jose Ryp, I am not your fan.

Instead of getting snarky with no pants wearing male demons and doing drugs and cursing like a man quickly using up the final reserves of his Vitamin C, John Constantine is playing Indiana Jones and trying to save the world. He’s running about the world collecting magical antiquities to store in his pet store basement apartment. I think one of the rules of The New 52 was that the title character had to be heroic in some way (not counting comics with rotating leads). So instead of using magic to find a way to clear up his anal warts, John Constantine is using magic to prevent a future mystic apocalypse. Not a specific one! He’s just trying to stop any and all of them from accidentally cropping up. I think that’s the main difference between this comic and Hellblazer. In Hellblazer, John would sacrifice his mother to cure a painful cavity. In Constantine, John would simply go to the dentist and send the bill to mom.

Although I really haven’t lost faith that this comic book can be as bad-assed as Hellblazer was. Lemire made sure that John sacrificed ~~Chaz~~ Chris in the very first issue to let the fans know John was still going to be a douchebag. It’s just John is probably saving his most selfish and horrible acts for matters important to the Many instead of matters important to John. I’m not going to trash this book simply because it doesn’t star demon penises anymore.

Not that I know if Hellblazer ever did. But it should have!

John, dear, that isn’t just magic people. That’s everybody. Everyone reading this commentary thinks they’re smarter than me and I know I’m smarter than they are. Um, wait a second. I think I just called myself stupid.

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onlyincomics: John Constantine finds himself in a sub-dimension...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:02:07 +0200

onlyincomics:

John Constantine finds himself in a sub-dimension under London, home to the Riddling Butcher

- Constantine #3

constantineshell: by Alizel

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:57:49 +0200

constantineshell:

by Alizel

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dean & castiel

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:42:38 +0200

dean & castiel

Ophelia psicótica. Crimanal minds 8x20

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:54:54 +0200

Ophelia psicótica.

Crimanal minds 8x20

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buttfuckingbrothers: [x] Sammy

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:29:55 +0200

buttfuckingbrothers:

[x]

Sammy

deancas meme: ↳ [3/10] episodes

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:27:17 +0200

deancas meme:
↳ [3/10] episodes

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girlslovecapestoo: John’s fortieth birthday is my second...

Fri, 10 May 2013 10:00:03 +0200

girlslovecapestoo:

John’s fortieth birthday is my second favorite Hellblazer story.

The Lord of the Dance (who John met during a previous Christmas) gets together John’s other friends (including Zatanna!) and they celebrate.

#MikeWeston #Thefollowing #fanart

Wed, 08 May 2013 20:47:19 +0200

#MikeWeston #Thefollowing #fanart

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Sun, 05 May 2013 12:07:46 +0200

thelaughingmagician: REQUEST: John Constantine + smoking (so...

Sun, 05 May 2013 12:04:16 +0200

thelaughingmagician:

REQUEST: John Constantine + smoking (so basically John Constantine xD)

“Fuck what you heard. I’m on the side of the angels.”

requested by mydearchevy. (sorry it’s shit, taking images from different artists and different quality scans makes it difficult to be consistent in the style)

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red sepulcre